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October 30

Happy Howl-O-Ween!!!

Doggy Times would like to wish all of you pooch lovers and your pooches a very happy Howl-O-Ween! Remember that your four-legged beasts will want to haunt the neighborhood with you!

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December 05

Happy Holidays from Doggy Times! Keep checking back, because soon I will post some fun lyrics to common christmas songs for dogs. I may even hold a fun christmas photo contest.. if everyone is willing to send me thier christmas dog pics.

September 24

Howl-o-ween is nigh

Halloween Times

Howl-o-ween is close. So to celebrate, this year we will be having a costume contest! Send me your pics of your dogs dressed in their best costumes. Pics can be from any year, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that they look their best!

There will be three different catagories. Cutest, Scariest, and Funniest. So search through those pics and send them to me at doggytimes@hotmail.com. The contest will begin as soon as there are enough entries.

If your a big Halloween fan, click on the link below the eyes above to visit Halloween Times! Brought to you by yours truely! Halloween Times is all dedicated completely to Halloween. Find cool animations, songs, and play some games! Enjoy!

Keep coming back here, as the How to become a dog whisperer series will continue!

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July 05

Happy 4th of July!

Ok, so I know I'm a day late, but I hope everyone had a great 4th of July! I hope you all included your four legged friends. Remember, they like to party too.... although they may be afraid of the fireworks.

I am thinking of having another photo contest soon. Keep coming back for more info. If you have any ideas, please feel free to share them in the comment area.

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November 05

Happy Howlidays

We are now going to move on. It's time for the holidays, so I'd like to share a Doggy Christmas story with all of you. I call it "Twas Boston" but you can change the words to suite your dogs however you'd like. I got this story from LittleBeasts.com and changed the words around a bit to fit my dogs. There is a link to their site in the links section.

Enjoy!

Twas the night before Christmas,
and the house was a mess
Not a Boston was stirring, not even Chance.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes they were high enough to be safe there.

The puppies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of liver treats danced in their heads.
And Mama in her sweatpants and me in my shorts,
Had just settled down to give holiday damage reports.

When out in the Den there arose such a clatter,
I yelled from the couch "What the heck is the matter!"
And away in the kitchen I heard such a crash,
I knew that the beasts were into the trash.

When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
But three Boston Terriers dressed like little reindeer.
They jumped up in my lap, all wild and deranged,
And I knew in an instant my plans had just changed.

More rapid than eagles these Bostons they came,
As I shouted at Oreo, Mitsy, and Chance by name.
And so up to the couch top the Bostons soon flew,
With a bunch of chewed kleenex that stuck to them like glue.

Down the armrest they came with a leap and a bound,
Playfully taunting me as they ran round and round.
They made not a sound but went straight to their work,
And shredded the stockings, then turned with a smirk.

I sprang to my feet and gave quite a whistle,
But away they all flew as fast as a missile.
Each grabbed a toy and shook it to and fro,
Then giving a snort, under the blanket they did go.

I thought to myself as they dashed out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
(Sigh.)

November 04

Sing Along To Doggy Carols!

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It's time for the holidays! Here are some cute and funny songs for all of you dog lovers out there.

(Sing along to Silver Bells)

Tinkle Bells

Snowy sidewalks, quiet sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling of tension

Children sleeping, dogs are dreaming
Hearing bark after bark
And on our street corner you hear:

Tinkle bells
Tinkle bells
Its 3 o'clock in the morning
Ring-a-ling, hear (your dogs name here) ring
Soon it will be a new day

Strings of nightlights, even porch lights
Blink on bright white and gleam
As the neighbors shout out their displeasure

Hear the phone ring, see the snow fling
(Your Dog's Name Here) has caused a big scene
And above all this ruckus you hear:

Tinkle Bells
Tinkle Bells
Its potty time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear (your dog's name here) ring
Soon it will be a new day

(Sing along to White Christmas)

Im dreaming of slow squirrel
One I could catch and make my toy
Or a lovely shoe
That I could chew
Would add greatly to my joy

Im dreaming of a dog biscuit
Tall as a house and twice as wide
Little toys that squeak
And kids that shriek
And huge bones made of rawhide

Im dreaming of a huge buffet
With all the plates at tables edge
Grabbing hefty portions
Of people rations
Before they go in the fridge

Im dreaming of a long walkie
One where I choose where I will go
Greeting doggie friends
Sniffing both ends
Our tails wagging to and fro

I'm dreaming of a soft pillow
all to myself and end of day
Where I snore the evening away
Storing energy for doggie play...

(sing along to Winter Wonderland)

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?

In the lane, snow is glistenin'.

It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,

Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.

It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;

"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!

Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,

following the classical design.

Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,

So all the world will know it's

mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,

flows my natural incense boast;

"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,

I mark it as my winter wonderland.

(Sing Along To Twelve Days Of Christmas)

On the first day of puppy
The little dear made wee
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the second day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the third day of puppy
The little dear made wee
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the fourth day of puppy
the little dear made wee
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the fifth day of puppy
The little dear made wee
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the sixth day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the seventh day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the eighth day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Where youd least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the ninth day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Just around the corner
Where youd least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the tenth day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Where well never find it
Just around the corner
Where youd least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the eleventh day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Beneath the table
Where well never find it
Just around the corner
Where youd least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the twelth day of puppy
the little dear made wee
ON THE COUCH SOMEHOW
Beneath the table
Where well never find it
Just around the corner
Where youd least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway!

(Sing along to Sleigh Ride)

jingle, tingle, jingle, tingle, jingle tingle,
oh...

Just hear those dog tags jingling
Ring ting tingling too
Come on its lovely weather
For a walkie together with you

Oh its just like Iditarod
Pulling you on the ice
Weve got the leashes in our mouths
Were not gonna ask twice

Giddy-yup giddy-yup, giddy-yup lets go
Well eat all the snow
Well drag you around till your cheeks glow
Giddy-yup giddy-yup, giddy-yup it's grand
Tugging at your hand
Were galloping after the scent of a doggie parade thats grand

The other dogs are out there now
Making tracks in the snow
All the best smells are fading fast
To the park we must go

So grab that leash and hurry up
Anxious doggies are we
Were loaded up with water
So we can mark every tree!

(Sing along to Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the park
With our noses to the ground
Walking on our ears
Pretending to be hounds
Not using our eyes
We navigate by smell
If its over an inch high
Then, its got a tale to tell

Oh, Doggie smells
Doggie smells
Outside of our home
Oh we love those doggie smells
When on the leash we roam

Doggie smells
Doggie smells
Marking every tree
All our other doggie friends
Have stopped right here to pee!